This is my last night at home before I go overseas for the next three weeks, so I thought I’d write one last pre-holiday blog post.
Via June Casagrande on Twitter I heard about this year’s National Punctuation Day contest, which is to write a paragraph of no more than three sentences that uses all of the following punctuation marks: apostrophe, square brackets (just “brackets” to Americans), colon, comma, dash, ellipsis, exclamation mark (“exclamation point” to Americans), hyphen, brackets (“parentheses” to Americans), full stop (“period” to Americans), question mark, quotation marks, and semicolon.
Here’s my submission, in which I tried to make the paragraph as short as possible while using all the symbols appropriately. The person running the contest is called Jeff, so I used that name.
No–one (except me) is here; where are they? Oh, hang on … Jeff‘s left a message: “Gone to [illegible] — back later.” Figures!
Can you do better?
- Well-written article about whales.
- Rethinking the significance of the nuclear bomb in World War Two.
- Video discussions of the Juno spacecraft.
- Planet of Darkness. I love astronomy stories that sound like something out of fiction.
- I haven’t listened to this collection of astronomy lectures yet, but I intend to.