I’ll shortly be offline for a day and a half. My carpets and lino will be ripped up and replaced with cork tomorrow, so I certainly won’t be using my computer then. And because the workers will be moving furniture around, I am trying to simplify their task by packing my possessions away either into the bathroom or onto the kitchen benches. Soon I’ll be unplugging the computer and putting it away on the kitchen benches, too. (This isn’t merely generosity on my part; if I let the workers move my stuff around, they’ll put things back wrong.)
Yesterday morning I woke to discover a bird in my house, trying to fly out through the glass of the kitchen window. The only explanation I had for how it got in was that it must have flown in the evening before when I very briefly had the door open and been trapped here all night. This is incredible, but there was no other explanation. I got it out, but sometime later it was back. In my house. With no possible way of having got in. This morning I chased it out at least three times, and cleaned various messes off the sink, basin, benchtop and floor.
Later today, I just happened to glance up at the plastic grate covering my bathroom’s ceiling fan (which hasn’t worked for a very long time, by the way) and noticed it was bent, part of its edge slightly pulled away from the ceiling. This had certainly not been the case before, and the discovery was both good news and bad news. Good news because the mystery was solved - clearly the bird has a nest in the ceiling, and being attracted by indoor lights, managed to push the plastic grate away from the ceiling just enough to get in. Bad news because right now the bathroom contains piles of desk drawers and clean clothes, and a bird could really cause some mischief in there. (It could cause even more mischief in the kitchen, where I’ve stored ornaments and books and all sorts of other things, and that’s the room a bird will try to fly out of because it gets the most outdoor light. So in short, the two rooms I definitely don’t want a bird in right now are the two rooms where it’s most likely to be, depending on whether it’s just got in or is trying to get out. Not good.)
I dealt with the problem by taping up the bathroom ceiling fan with masking tape. I hope that works. Masking tape isn’t all that strong if the bird is determined, but it should slow it down.
Renovation photographs coming soon.